Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 14, 1987
Phil: The coast is clear! Sell1 Sell! Man: ...And I foresaw prison overcrowding four years ago! I went short on parole futures and totally cleaned up! Phil: Nice call. Man: Listen Phil, I understand you've got 55% of the prison-wide cigarette distributorship. How'd you like to sell? Phil: Forget it, Alcot. Man: I'm afraid we're talking leverage, Phil. I've got a couple of psychopaths in cell block D on retainer. Phil: a hostile takeover? Alcot, you pathetic fool! Murphy! Murphy: Yes sir, Mr. Slackmeyer? Man: I can't stand it. He's got a white knight. Phil: Lock down cell block D for a few weeks, willya, Murphy? Murphy: Sure thing, Mr....that's it, gents! The close of the business day! Man: You haven't heard the last of me, Slackmeyer! Phil: Alcot, you couldn't take over a lemonade stand.