Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 27, 1986
Mike: One-way. Man: Uh...to where? Mike: I don't care. Anytown. Man: Anytown? You want a ticket to anytown? You must be a guy with dead end dreams. It's an old story. When you get to anytown, odds are you'll shuffle down lonesome road and check into Heartbreak Hotel, right, kid? Mike: Are you making fun of me? Man: Naw. Just trying to get your mind off your haircut.