Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 07, 1981
Transcript:
Zonker: Yes, this is Zonker Harris. Voice: Mr. Harris, this is Nelson Cohn. I'm an investigative reporter for "Tanner's World." Zonker: "Tanner's World?" No kidding? Voice: Yes, sir. I'm calling about your press release, in which you claim to be retiring because of your "studies". Well, I've been checking around, and you haven't gone to class in months! Yet you're retiring at fame's doorstep to devote your life to school! It doesn't add up, Mr. Harris, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it! Zonker: Fantastic! What issue will this be in? Voice: Is it the mob? If you can't talk, just clear your throat.