Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 28, 1980
Zonker: Mike, if anyone needs me, I'll be out back tanning. Mike: Aren't you going to classes? Zonker: I went to one last week. It didn't work out... Rev. Sloan: So what do you think of the choices for President this year, Zonk? Zonker: I try not to think of them at all. I've been very preoccupied this summer. Rev. Sloan: With what? Mike: Zonker's just coming off a long session of competitive tanning. Rev. Sloan: But surely that must give you a lot of time to reflect on the issues. Zonker: Not really. You're always planning strategy. Besides, I'm not all that interested. The only thing that would really alarm me is if Ronald Reagan were one of the nominees. Rev. Sloan: How is this possible? Mike: We keep him upstairs in a big plastic bubble.