Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 20, 1974
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Transcript:
Voice from television: As part of NBC's continuing coverage of the marijuana crisis, today we interview Dr. R.G. Tulane, who recently linked the usage of marijuana to brain damage! Doctor, we understand that heavy exposure to marijuana has caused some insidious effects in your rhesus monkeys! Doctor: That is correct... my monkeys were given a controlled daily dosage after only two weeks, intensive interviews were conducted with each of them. Voice: And? Doctor: They were all totally incoherent. Zonker: Uh-oh...
According to Nixon, literally tons of pot were being smuggled into the US from Mexico in flashlights and lipstick tubes. How many tubes would be needed to move an amount of pot that would be worth the effort and risk?
Border guard: “Anything to declare?”
Would-be smuggler: “Just these 3 thousand lipstick tubes, and we had them when we entered Mexico.”