Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 14, 1974
Reporter: Mr. Smoot, are you pleased with the amnesty conditions? Man: Sure, man - why, who wouldn't be? Pretty hard to beat a $60,000 pension, $400,000 transition expenses and $12,000 for a valet! Reporter: Uh... Mr. Smoot, I think you've got the conditions of your pardon confused with those of Mr. Nixon. Man: Really? You mean I don't get the bread? The valet? Reporter: No way. Man: Oh... sorry, Walter - looks like I'm going to have to let you go. Man: Hey, c'mon, man, you promised!