Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 02, 1970
Mike: Doonesbury, you turkey! How did you ever let yourself be tricked into a blind date?! It sure was nice to hear she's the shortest girl at her college... Oh, no, here comes her bus... Say, she's not on the bus! Oh happy day. I'm saved! Well, guess I'll go. Mike's date: Not so fast, buster.
The start of a SENSATIONAL date [sarc]