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Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for June 19, 2021

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Their core values were taken from a rotten apple.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 4 months ago

    ’Reminds me of when I was in boot camp, and one guy in my company wanted to know why another guy was closely studying the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice).

    The guy responded, “I’m looking for loopholes . . .”

    Later on, I asked him if he’d found any.

    He said, “There’s nothing in there specifically prohibiting graverobbery.”

    Good to know.

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    Gale Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes, sarcasm is absolutely necessary! (What? You think my sarcasm-meter is there as a warning to others?!)

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s always necessary when towing the company line of company core incompetencies.

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    gbars70  4 months ago

    Amazed that PHB can recognize sarcasm…

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago

    The Company has a “Don’t poison the town water supply” policy?

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Later changed to the thought provoking : It is what it is.

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    Dilly, flip that paper over and read the executive compensation statement on the other side…!

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Funny how none of those say things like, “Establish a monopoly. Bust the union. Paint the glass ceiling.”

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    Core values are only for stockholder meetings.

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    ekke  4 months ago

    I’m surprised the PHB can recognize that it’s sarcasm.

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    Lightpainter  4 months ago

    PHB: Dilbert isn’t being sarcastic. And now he wants to know where your house gets its water.

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    Me ees Larry the croc  4 months ago

    I think the boss would put poisoning the water supply in their core values.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  4 months ago

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

    I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.

    I Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Gasp! An obvious omission from the Core Values statement! Better send it back to committee for re-thinking and correction to include a Statement on Sarcasm in the Workplace!

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