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Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for May 04, 2021

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    Zykoic  3 days ago

    One of my professors said all technologies are just logical thinking cloaked in jargon.

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    Baarorso  3 days ago

    One of my college professors taught us…“If you can’t dazzle ’em with brilliance, blow ’em away with BS.” ;D

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    Jayalexander  3 days ago

    To anyone who has failed to make sufficient comments and then some time later went back to fix the code; I know the pain.

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    gbars70  3 days ago

    And yes, there is this mutual dislike for each other, before they fall in love…

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    Troglodyte  3 days ago

    Let’s just call it “suspendered disbelief”!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 days ago

    Beard? Suspenders? Principles of architecture?? Uh oh. I think he’s a Unix guy. …JIHAD!!

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 3 days ago

    Busted!

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    InTraining  3 days ago

    Wally is quietly zeroing in…!

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    mistercatworks  3 days ago

    There are only so many practical ways of designing network architecture and no ways to make them sound interesting.

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    Thinkingblade  3 days ago

    I actually work with system architects of various types as part of my job, supporting architectural modeling. It is actually surprisingly hard to generate a useful architecture model that ISN’T what Alice suggests. However, if you are successful – they can be pretty useful for design teams.

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    tims145  3 days ago

    Is that an Amish software developer?

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    stamps  3 days ago

    I prefer bandoliers to suspenders.

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 days ago

    Maybe it’s casual Friday?

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    Buckeye67  3 days ago

    Word of advice suspender guy, you are only seconds away from a very bad experience if you argue with Alice.

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    Sisyphos  3 days ago

    Beard-o vs. Alice? Not even a real contest. Alice wins, hands down (or Fist of Death up)….

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    bakana  3 days ago

    Those suspenders will provide the Elastic needed for the Slingshot Alice will use to launch him out the window when Defenestration time comes.

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    Santaanacanyon1  1 day ago

    I ignore nitwits like this. They never stay long. They aren’t really concerned about the company, just getting paid for their services.

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