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Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for December 31, 2020

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    A cache is usually a good thing.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ve had my fill of water.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 3 months ago

    A half-full glass is the same as a half-empty glass, so two half-full glasses are the same as two half-empty glasses.Two half-full glasses equal one full glass, so two half-empty glasses equal one empty glass.Therefore one full glass equals one empty glass!

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    SamuelMeasa  3 months ago

    A glass half empty is still half full of air.

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    ccnrob  3 months ago

    The thing to remember is that glasses are refillable.

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    admiree2  3 months ago

    Redundant glasses…Now On Sale!…show ID for the engineer discount.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    If you glass is half empty transfer the contents to a smaller glass.

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    Redundant systems for safety? Boeing? Dooh!

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    All good as long as it’s not you being made redundant, Dilly!

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    dave1960  3 months ago

    It depends on how you look at it, you see a glass half empty, or, a half full one, I see a glass that’s refillable…

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    Kalkkuna  3 months ago

    An engineer would say: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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    bruce.f.monte  3 months ago

    Some people see a glass half full, others see the same glass half empty. I simply pick up the glass and enjoy the wine. Happy New Year, earthlings.

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    joe.altmaier  3 months ago

    An Engineer says: That’s 50% too much glass

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    prabbit237  3 months ago

    The glass is completely full (half of the “filling” being air.)

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    didn’t know Dilly works in the Department of Redundancy Department…!

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    billykstout  3 months ago

    The glass is the wrong size

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    I always keep a couple of cold hefe’s in the fridge for just this situation.

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    StephenJokela1  3 months ago

    Q: Is the glass half full or half empty?A: Depends; are you pouring or drinking?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    No matter what, you only have one glass. Use it wisely. Fill it up or empty it out.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Once again, backup foresight saves the day. (Are those Wally’s lip prints on the backup glass?)

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    Since Ratbert was aware of the redundant glass, how can Dilbert be sure that Ratbert didn’t put his lips on both glasses? Never play mind games with a rat.

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    silverbutterflyss  3 months ago

    People you’re looking at it all wrong. Philosophically it should be asked “is the glass half full or half empty of air”. Let the Philosophical debate begin.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 96ae98]  3 months ago

    Usually it’s not about the water at all. It’s about selecting the right size of glass from the cupboard.

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    WilliamDoerfler  3 months ago

    Public school, right?

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    stamets  3 months ago

    Many years ago on SNL, they had a great commercial. A half full glass on the presidential podium with the announcer saying, “Some people say the glass is half full and some say the glass is half empty. We say the glass is too small.” Someone pours the water into a smaller glass and the glass is then full. The announcer continues, “To see what you can do, write to the president’s council on lower expectations.” I think that was when Jimmy Carter was in the white house, not 100% on that.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Back up your computer; back up your water, too. —Makes sense, Dilly, especially with Ratbert kibitzing….

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 3 months ago

    Whether it is half empty or half full depends on previous conditions: whether the glass was being filled up or being emptied. If you take a full glass of water and pour half of it into an identical but but empty glass, you end up with one half empty and one half full. So, currently half full, or half empty, depends on pre-existing conditions, and cannot be determined directly from current conditions.

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    BWR  3 months ago

    A real pessimist knows the glass shattered on the floor.

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    Sambora1  3 months ago

    My brain needs a break after all these technical comments. ;)

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    nos.nevets  3 months ago

    The engineer says use a smaller glass.

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