Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for February 05, 2020


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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Quality, shmality!

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    favm  4 months ago

    The boss idea of quality is defined as “make me look good” no matter what.

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    jpayne4040  4 months ago

    The banner makes it all better! (-:

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  4 months ago

    There’s your problem. Very few people think logically.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have noticed that PHB usually says ‘we need’ instead of ‘we have’.

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    Dilly will prepare the demo… but the VP skip seeing it… deciding to leave early for lunch…!

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago


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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    The whole point of the comic is that the PHB ask a question and then completely ignores Dilbert’s answer, as though it was simply a rhetorical question.

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    claudia.sawyer  4 months ago

    For a while, the banner word was “Excellence”.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Hate to break it to you, PHB, but a banner saying “Quality” won’t make it so. Hint: try listening to Dilly for once….

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    srawcliffe  4 months ago

    More people need to reply to this kind of bullshit with “Nope. Next question?”

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