The boss idea of quality is defined as “make me look good” no matter what.
The banner makes it all better! (-:
There’s your problem. Very few people think logically.
I have noticed that PHB usually says ‘we need’ instead of ‘we have’.
Dilly will prepare the demo… but the VP skip seeing it… deciding to leave early for lunch…!
The whole point of the comic is that the PHB ask a question and then completely ignores Dilbert’s answer, as though it was simply a rhetorical question.
For a while, the banner word was “Excellence”.
Hate to break it to you, PHB, but a banner saying “Quality” won’t make it so. Hint: try listening to Dilly for once….
More people need to reply to this kind of bullshit with “Nope. Next question?”