Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for November 05, 2019


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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Fair’s fair. Gender equity in the workplace and all that.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And now Alice is sold on the idea.

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    asmbeers  over 1 year ago

    Thor… an Indian Chief??

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    InTraining  over 1 year ago

    Tell us about the “Indian Princess” package….?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, if you can’t make a sale make a friend. Maybe next time.

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    sundogusa  over 1 year ago

    Went to a seminar and one of the presenters was a drop dead gorgeous blond with a set of, any ways I hope you get the idea. The first words out of her mouth were, “Yes, I can suck start a Harley. Now that we have that out of the way…”

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    cmforzetting  over 1 year ago

    Alice gets the better deal since the sales rep may never come around again but the field engineer can be expected to show up when called

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My female boss went with an inferior product because the male presenter “did a better job”. After the product was installed, she asked for the features that the ugly presenter’s company had incorporated. I pointed out this was the reason I recommended the other product. My next performance review included the phrase “undermines my authority”.

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    By “Indian Chief” are we talking Maharajah or Geronimo?

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    fix-n-fly  over 1 year ago

    “Indian Chief” maintenance? Does that mean when there is an issue, the service person will go to the customer and “scalp” them?

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Alice’s motorcycle needs a maintenance package?

    I think that company our team is dealing with is not playing fair! They’re playing to win!

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