Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for April 12, 2019


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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  7 months ago

    These people are slow

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    juncarlo  7 months ago

    “You might get fired.” It has always been a very motivating sentence.

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    He looks like the sort of motivational speaker who lives in a van, down by the river.

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    Mediatech  7 months ago

    Beatings will continue until morale improves

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    jpayne4040  7 months ago

    I feel motivated just reading his “speech”!

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    Fishenguy  7 months ago

    You get what you pay for!

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    Little Caesar  7 months ago

    “You’re sure to get a ‘bone-us’”.

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    bobcatmathews  7 months ago

    That Speaker must have an Economics Degree from Boston U.

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    J. R. Schwarzenhammer Premium Member 7 months ago

    He’s just like Tony Robbins!!!

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    You forget where you’re working.

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    joegeethree  7 months ago

    Norm! Is this what he does away from the bar?

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member 7 months ago

    Still my favorite Dilbert.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Exemplary motivational speaker. He is a perfect example of what not to be. Mission accomplished. Time wasted. Money spent, and saved, on required training. Everybody back to work.

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    dragonbite  7 months ago

    He looks like a hunch-less Igor from the horror movies (and motivates just about as well).

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    InTraining  7 months ago

    Alice appears ready to pounce…!

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    A full 50% discount! Only $5,000!

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    DCBakerEsq  7 months ago

    Tony Robbins’ cousin, Ned.

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    Ahuehuete  7 months ago

    He’s from their future, AKA our present.

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    I’m sure he has motivated them to do things… like contemplate murder, f’rinstance…

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    eddi_tbh  7 months ago

    One of my top 5.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Well, in his favor, he is brief! And honest to a fault!

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