Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 31, 2019

Dilbert is a great engineer, he finds a solution to a problem that does not yet exist.

Why

Why did I ever think this strip was funny? Adams, you’re fired.

Oh Dilbert, why did you trash yourself…?

A true engineer. Answered truthfully, directly, with demonstration model and details but missed the point entirely.

Instead of emailing a co-worker about the weather they can see nowadays, you’d either instant message (IM) them via whatever your company uses for messaging, or you’d text them (provided you know their cell number)…

Just shows our engineers are better than other countries.?s

Runners in long distance races, such as marathons, actually do that. Sometimes the trash bag is to deal with rain, sometimes it’s to have a little layer if the weather is cool at the start. When the weather improves, the bag can be easily torn off and discarded in the trash at a water stop.

Interesting how PHB doesn’t know Dilbert’s name in Panel 2. That could be a good OR bad sign.

That poor woman.

Karen may already be regretting having taken this job….

Such was the beginning of Punchy Poncho…