Nobody dares challenge the power of Wally the Puppet-Master! Die, infidel!
That is exactly where I’d want to be, I screwed off best right in front of them, otherwise I’d have to be alert and watch over my shoulder! Which takes all of the fun out of screwing off!
Do whatever you can to get well away from the randomly delegating manager… you know, the one who will delegate a task to those closest or next passed rather than the best person to complete the task!
Not good if you live in this world
I dream of a world without cubicles.
Go Wally. It is all power you get for the next five years.
I agree with Wally here. Whenever you get an opportunity to enjoy your work jump on it and ride it for all it’s worth!
How else could you make sure you hear when your boss is approaching? Being in an adjacent cubicle to my manager, I can hear his chair every time he stands up.
He is playing with Dilbert… Wally would never ever volunteer for anything…!
If I were Wallie, I’d be taking bribes about now.
Wally must’ve been a move coordinator for AS&L in Stockton, CA. We were told to stack the furniture in the middle of the room on Friday, only to find they built offices around the furniture by Monday. BTW, the walls were painted 8 different colors in 5 days. Fun times, we’re paid by the hour.
I’ve never worked in a cubicle. What’s it like?
Don’t get a Big Head, Wally! Your shirt won’t fit around the neck, and your few remaining hairs will become displaced!