Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 21, 2019


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    Troglodyte  8 months ago

    Nobody dares challenge the power of Wally the Puppet-Master! Die, infidel!

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    Z51 Premium Member 8 months ago

    That is exactly where I’d want to be, I screwed off best right in front of them, otherwise I’d have to be alert and watch over my shoulder! Which takes all of the fun out of screwing off!

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    jackhammer165  8 months ago

    Do whatever you can to get well away from the randomly delegating manager… you know, the one who will delegate a task to those closest or next passed rather than the best person to complete the task!

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  8 months ago

    Not good if you live in this world

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    GROG Premium Member 8 months ago

    I dream of a world without cubicles.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Go Wally. It is all power you get for the next five years.

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    jpayne4040  8 months ago

    I agree with Wally here. Whenever you get an opportunity to enjoy your work jump on it and ride it for all it’s worth!

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    Knitterknerd  8 months ago

    How else could you make sure you hear when your boss is approaching? Being in an adjacent cubicle to my manager, I can hear his chair every time he stands up.

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    InTraining  8 months ago

    He is playing with Dilbert… Wally would never ever volunteer for anything…!

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    Ray*C  8 months ago

    If I were Wallie, I’d be taking bribes about now.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  8 months ago

    Wally must’ve been a move coordinator for AS&L in Stockton, CA. We were told to stack the furniture in the middle of the room on Friday, only to find they built offices around the furniture by Monday. BTW, the walls were painted 8 different colors in 5 days. Fun times, we’re paid by the hour.

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    DCBakerEsq  8 months ago

    I’ve never worked in a cubicle. What’s it like?

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Don’t get a Big Head, Wally! Your shirt won’t fit around the neck, and your few remaining hairs will become displaced!

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