Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 12, 2019


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    David OBrien  12 months ago

    Maybe this will be the axis of evil.

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    sirbadger  12 months ago

    I would have expected engineers to rig up a motor or bicycle gears.

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    comic4matt  12 months ago

    He’s right… Make sure to give him a spin as you push (unusually hard)

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    david_g  12 months ago


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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  12 months ago

    Kill him

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago

    Alice, making her wishes known with respect to the choice of “pet.”

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    GROG Premium Member 12 months ago

    This is no time to get technical.

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    Troglodyte  12 months ago

    An engineered solution!

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    jpayne4040  12 months ago

    Ah technicalities…

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Three seconds from “spinning”.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Wow, that beard of his is sure agile. It moves around like a cockroach on a hot plate.

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    winspector  12 months ago

    go Alice go

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    john  12 months ago

    I’m pretty sure rolling down the stairs is a type of spinning, just not the kind he wants.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  12 months ago

    Tell him what he wants to hear & do what you want…he’ll never know the difference.

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    Bob. Premium Member 12 months ago

    See how many flips he does before he hits bottom.

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    ChessPirate  12 months ago

    He’s gonna need a Spin Doctor…

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    DCBakerEsq  12 months ago

    Natural selection at work.

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    AndrewSihler  12 months ago

    Close enough.

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    banjinshiju  12 months ago

    Spin him, flip him. and watch him bore a hole in the ground.

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    Funnnyman124576  12 months ago

    the chair will be spinning falling down the stairs though.

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    Plods with ... Premium Member 12 months ago

    Hush… It’s phunny!

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    bakana  12 months ago

    You can get the chair to Spin on the way down if you put the right amount of “English” on it.

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    eddi_tbh  12 months ago

    Bye-bye Ted.

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    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    Ahh! This is the Alice we have all come to know and love. —And fear….

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    SteveSanders1  12 months ago

    At the inquest Dilbert can say he was opposed to the methodology.

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