Maybe this will be the axis of evil.
I would have expected engineers to rig up a motor or bicycle gears.
He’s right… Make sure to give him a spin as you push (unusually hard)
Alice, making her wishes known with respect to the choice of “pet.”
This is no time to get technical.
An engineered solution!
Three seconds from “spinning”.
Wow, that beard of his is sure agile. It moves around like a cockroach on a hot plate.
go Alice go
I’m pretty sure rolling down the stairs is a type of spinning, just not the kind he wants.
Tell him what he wants to hear & do what you want…he’ll never know the difference.
See how many flips he does before he hits bottom.
He’s gonna need a Spin Doctor…
Natural selection at work.
Spin him, flip him. and watch him bore a hole in the ground.
the chair will be spinning falling down the stairs though.
Hush… It’s phunny!
You can get the chair to Spin on the way down if you put the right amount of “English” on it.
Ahh! This is the Alice we have all come to know and love. —And fear….
At the inquest Dilbert can say he was opposed to the methodology.