Advertisement

Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 12, 2019

34 Comments

Hide All Comments
  1. Missing large
    David OBrien  12 months ago

    Maybe this will be the axis of evil.

     •  Reply
  2. Peru monkey
    sirbadger  12 months ago

    I would have expected engineers to rig up a motor or bicycle gears.

     •  Reply
  3. Homer  invent that
    comic4matt  12 months ago

    He’s right… Make sure to give him a spin as you push (unusually hard)

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    david_g  12 months ago

    So??

     •  Reply
  5. Supersmashbrosuf445a110003original
    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  12 months ago

    Kill him

     •  Reply
  6. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago

    Alice, making her wishes known with respect to the choice of “pet.”

     •  Reply
  7. Grog   droob color
    GROG Premium Member 12 months ago

    This is no time to get technical.

     •  Reply
  8. Avatar 2475
    Troglodyte  12 months ago

    An engineered solution!

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    jpayne4040  12 months ago

    Ah technicalities…

     •  Reply
  10. V2
    Willywise52 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Three seconds from “spinning”.

     •  Reply
  11. Profile msn
    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Wow, that beard of his is sure agile. It moves around like a cockroach on a hot plate.

     •  Reply
  12. Img 20170812 182123872
    winspector  12 months ago

    go Alice go

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    john  12 months ago

    I’m pretty sure rolling down the stairs is a type of spinning, just not the kind he wants.

     •  Reply
  14. Barney
    Kabana_Bhoy  12 months ago

    Tell him what he wants to hear & do what you want…he’ll never know the difference.

     •  Reply
  15. Img
    Bob. Premium Member 12 months ago

    See how many flips he does before he hits bottom.

     •  Reply
  16. Wizanim
    ChessPirate  12 months ago

    He’s gonna need a Spin Doctor…

     •  Reply
  17. C0f0d5c7 e87a 41ba 947f f2c872d0c3a6
    DCBakerEsq  12 months ago

    Natural selection at work.

     •  Reply
  18. Photo
    AndrewSihler  12 months ago

    Close enough.

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    banjinshiju  12 months ago

    Spin him, flip him. and watch him bore a hole in the ground.

     •  Reply
  20. Orig
    Funnnyman124576  12 months ago

    the chair will be spinning falling down the stairs though.

     •  Reply
  21. Dragonink
    Plods with ... Premium Member 12 months ago

    Hush… It’s phunny!

     •  Reply
  22. Toughcat
    bakana  12 months ago

    You can get the chair to Spin on the way down if you put the right amount of “English” on it.

     •  Reply
  23. Fox spirit animal 3
    eddi_tbh  12 months ago

    Bye-bye Ted.

     •  Reply
  24. Thinker
    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    Ahh! This is the Alice we have all come to know and love. —And fear….

     •  Reply
  25. Photo
    SteveSanders1  12 months ago

    At the inquest Dilbert can say he was opposed to the methodology.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment
Advertisement

More From Dilbert Classics

Advertisement