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Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for December 06, 2018

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    Z51 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Honest mistake!

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    That’s what I’d call a roller-coaster agenda.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Pointed-head seems to think he’s in charge of marketing, not engineering. I guess he’s in this department ‘cause he doesn’t have hair on top.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sad but true.

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    We’ve had a good year, just not good enough to give raises or bonuses.

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    Push to talk  4 months ago

    Recently said to federal employees by a top federal official with government provided housing: “The economy has never been better" while also claiming "the economy is too terrible to give raises” Oopsie, indeed!

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    Ray*C  4 months ago

    Carol doesn’t look all that sorry. I think she’s proud!

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    well-i-never  4 months ago

    Yeah, space ‘em out and no one will catch it. Like eating Cheetoh’s one at a time so no one can tell the bag is getting lighter and trying to hide the orange fingers.

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    Airbender  4 months ago

    When the County was in financial straits, they asked us to “give back” on our contracts. We did, but when the economy improved and they were flush again, we had to go to arbitration just to get back what we lost. Of course, the County CEO, the Board of Commissioners and all the appointed “aides” (read useless cronies who gorge themselves at the public trough), didn’t give back anything and later, all got raises.

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago

    Only the C-Suite is deserving of raises and bonuses. And stock options. And reserved parking. And full body massages. And happy endings, of course.

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    LouisLieb  4 months ago

    I’ve definitely worked for this company.

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    Like Carol cares.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Hurrah for Carol for sabotaging PHB’s insidious plan!

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