Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for December 05, 2018


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    Z51 Premium Member 12 months ago

    YEP, throwing a live mouse into the trash will get rid of them!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago

    Immune, no. More like allergic and warped sense of, respectively.

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    Troglodyte  12 months ago

    Who ratted out on the poor mouse?

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    Brian Fink  12 months ago

    Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?”

    The engineer says, "Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!

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    awcoffman  12 months ago

    Br’er Mouse: “Please don’t throw me in the dumpster, Br’er Fox. Anything but that.”

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    Spock  12 months ago

    Reminds me to the joke where the computer hacker refuses to kiss the mouse having told him it would transform into a very attractive woman and become his girlfriend. He refuses to make the kiss and places the mouse into one of his shirt pockets. “What are you doing?” asks the mouse. “I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking mouse is a cool toy to swank about”.

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    Zyxian  12 months ago

    I cut this out of the newspaper when it first appeared and it is taped above my husband’s desk…

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    Sisyphos  12 months ago

    Curses! Of all the mice, why did I have to be caught by an engineer?

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