Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for August 12, 2015

It is close to what I found in MetLife when I worked there

And the restrooms are now some hay in the parking lot.

Careful, PHB! The livestock may revolt (have you read Animal Farm?)….

Actually, the term “Break Room” has an entirely different meaning at that company . . .

@Sisyphos:Until the pigs walked on their two hind legs at the end. “Four legs good, two legs BETTER!” bleated the sheep.

Yes, first it’s “Animal Farm”, and then it’s “1984” and “Gulag Archipelago”.

I worked at a place that employed a rather disagreeable Hungarian. He called the workplace a ‘gulag’ and took to wearing his badge over his fly. He often had discussions with HR.

He often had discussions with HR.

Yes, I can certainly believe he did! However pleasant or unpleasant he was to work with, I give him credit for having plenty of guts!

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