I know it’s not nice to comment on someone’s looks, but….
Careful, she’s already melon/collie
“So that’s why ‘must like animals’ had three exclamation points.”
Ya don’t wanna go around with dogs, Marty!—I mean Dilbert!
“She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize”. — Rodney Dangerfield
I like puns!