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    MiepR  almost 5 years ago

    Picky, picky.

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    Linux0s  almost 5 years ago

    The ring of salt should have been a clue.

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    randymi  almost 5 years ago

    Well, couldn’t be any worse than having a witch mother-in-law… oh, wait.

    Darren found that out, eh? (For the clueless, think: Bewitched.)

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    These days, that ice-breaker isn’t what it used to be. I myself know a number of young Wiccans, and for the most part they are perfectly nice people….

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    Colt1911  almost 5 years ago

    His response should be….“Well, you shouldn’t let your ex define who you are.”

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    Kvasir42 GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    I’ve had that date. That wasn’t the problem. It was the three kids by three different fathers and the third kid still on the way (and not being told any of that until the date). You really have to be careful with online dating!

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    Ray_C  almost 5 years ago

    Better a witch than the B-word.

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    jack fairbanks  almost 5 years ago

    well when you turned the maitre d’ into a mouse, i kinda got a feeling…

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    ewalnut  almost 5 years ago

    So far she’s nicer than his other dates. Just so long as she doesn’t have a mother like Endora.

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    Emlyn GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    Some of us chicks are also computer geeks.

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    BandGeek121  almost 5 years ago

    Jaw drops. What now???

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    Olongapojoe GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    My kind of gal.

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    edclectic  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll bet she orders the eye of newt and a witch’s brew.

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    Crusader4  almost 5 years ago

    Didn’t just break it, incinerated it, annihilated, and demolished it.

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    WilliamBill  over 4 years ago


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