Dilbert Classics for November 16, 2012


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    marshalljpeters GC Insider almost 6 years ago

    A slight nod would have probably worked. Or just ignore him.

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    Linux0s  almost 6 years ago

    The third time you run the other way screaming.

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    margueritem  almost 6 years ago

    Most assuredly not, Dogbert.

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    pauline_gangof4  almost 6 years ago

    Third time you’d head butt him and take out a restraining order . . .

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    thirdguy  almost 6 years ago

    The third time, you say something pleasant, like, “The more I see you, the uglier you get!” Of course, then you need to run like a thief!

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Oh, carp! (That’s a metathesis, isn’t it?)I think third time you halt abruptly in front of him and say “why are you stalking me?”

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    Strod  almost 6 years ago

    Swordfish? Tilapia?Oooooooooooh!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 6 years ago

    Miss Manners would have had you throw his chair through his window. And then hand-write an apology letter later.

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    Cuddleman  almost 6 years ago

    I would have probably just smiled and said we have to quit meeting like this.

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    highrollerhydra87  4 days ago

    Uh…do a juggle?

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