Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for November 15, 2012


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  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 6 years ago

    Many people do fall for this malarky…

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    Linux0s  over 6 years ago

    That mock emerald is practically priceless.

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  over 6 years ago

    Dear Mr. Dilbert, you may be a winner…

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  4. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Dogbert’s mock complements both….

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    thirdguy  over 6 years ago

    In the right situations, I can be very nimble!

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  6. Hurtin
    fi10zrd  over 6 years ago

    Time for Dogbert to be threatened- like suggest “neutered”?

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 6 years ago

    At least four times a year, I get a huge promotional flyer in the mail from one of the local big car dealerships. It has a cheap key glued to it, and promises that if I attend their “big celebration”, I can try the key to see if I win a new car- and I’m guaranteed to win any of an assortment of prizes, including a cruise, a new home, and a Walmart gift card.Of course, reading the fine print shows that the minimum value of the gift card is $5, and of course you know that’ll be the majority of the prizes handed out. A paltry sum to pay to get a bunch of people interested in a new car into your dealership and within earshot of your sales crew!

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    Rickapolis  over 6 years ago

    Hey, I’ve got one of those ‘emeralds’. I got it on a pitch just like this one, probably in the late 70’s. Wonder if it has appreciated.

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