Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 28, 2011
Horace: Look! I got an idea! Melody: A light bulb? Those are pretty obsolete now... Horace: I know that. In fact, that's what my idea is about! Melody: Really? Let's hear it then! Horace: 1) Find Edison's grave. 2) Read out loud, say things like light bulbs are obsolete. 3) By now Edison should be spinning in his grave. 4) Generator. 5) Free electricity! Melody: Not your brightest idea, huh?