Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 23, 2010
Horace: If someone had told me when I was a kid that future held things like the internet.... Sine: Colt. When you were a colt. Horace: Huh? Right, whatever... can I finish? Sine: Be my guest. Horace: ...blogs and stuff, I'd have shouted "who are you? And why are you talking to me? I want my mom!" Sine: Dam. Your dam.