Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 28, 2023

Who’s going to do the boy’s biddings when his father is gone (for a psychiatric ward)?

You want a grilled cheese sandwich. Then get your fanny in the kitchen and make it.

“Sorry, Elliot: No can do. I’ve spent all my spare time cleaning up after you.”

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Favorite sandwich?

I’m not picky. But grilled? Croque monsieur!

Have you ever heard of “MILITARY SCHOOL”!

Elliott, you’re old enough to make your own sandwich!

Boy needs an 11 week bootcamp right now…..

I don’t know why any parent would start that nonsense of cutting the crust off of bread. Stupid.

Someone needs to take a course in parenting, someone else needs to be enroll in a scared straight program.

Sure son, plain bread and water coming up!

I always told my kids that eating the crust would give you curly hair. None of them had curly hair when they grew up.

Put the clothes back. Pick up the note. Stand in front of him. Screw up the note. Force feed it to him in lieu of cheese sandwich. Make appropriate suggestions/directions. Repeat as necessary