Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 21, 2016
Mom: that tree has a lovely shape. Alice: The top is weird. Petey: Boo! Yuck! Mom: that tree is the same green as the bathroom rug! Alice: The bottom is weird. Petey: Ew! Mom: That one's much too tall. Petey: My feet are cold. Alice: I like that one! Mom: That one's okay from the front, I guess. Petey: It's fine. Can we go now? Alice: I like the tall one. Dad: We'll take this tree!