Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 19, 2016
Alice: Where are we going to get a tree? Mom: The tree lot next to the Food Pyramid like always. Alice: Look! Every car has a tree on it! Mom: It's tree panic time. Soon there'll be nothing left but a few stumps. Alice: Stumps? Dad- drive faster! Petey: Stumps if you're lucky. Twigs more like it. Dad: Alice, calm down. Petey hush.