Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 29, 2016
Petey: Dad, why are we stopping here? Dad: Let's get some watermelons! Petey: I hate produce. Dad: Petey. Alice: Is he pulpy joe? Man: Me? Do you not know the story of Pulpy Joe? Man: They say he has a farmer with fancy ideas about growing the world's largest watermelon. They say he sold his soul to the devil, at the crossroads, at midnight... Man: Deal. Devil: Deal. Man: But the watermelon joe grew way puny. He mocked the devil, who said that Joe's soul wasn't no bargain neither. Man: So the devil cursed him. Now pulpy joe wander the land lookin for his head, but in vain. Petey: Wow! Produce is cool! Mom: How about that? Man: Good day to you. Man: Did you just think that up? Man: Naw, it's screenplay I'm writing. do you think it'd work better with a grapefruit?