Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 14, 2016
Alice: That was the best soccer practice ever! Petey: Are you kidding? Petey: It was exhausting! We had to run around and kick the stupid ball all over the place, and my shoes kept eating my socks. Petey: And when it was over I got a pomegranate mango kudzu juice box that I'd rather not think about.