Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 06, 2016
man: Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Wedekind. Your soccer coach! Girl: Mr. Weekend, are you going to show us how to build a 16th century soccer ball canon? Man: Gasp. How do you know about that? Andre: How'd he make his hat jump? Petey: I knew it! He's turning us into Dill's brothers!