Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 04, 2016
Girl: Petey? Are you playing soccer? Petey: Loris! my water bottle fell over in the dirt. Girl: It's not going to stand upright by itself. You need to dig a cup holder! Petey: how? Girl: With a stick! Find a good stick. Petey: On the ground? Girl: Or even better-here's a popsicle stick that's mostly clean! Petey: EEYURGH!