Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 24, 2016
Alice: Hey, daddy! Know what would be funny? Dad: What? Alice: When we get to Blisshaven, instead of parking the car and walking in, we drive the car right inside the school! Alice: You could drive right in the door and go all over the room! And then do some donuts around miss Bliss! Alice: Then I could jump out and everyone would clap and cheer! Dad: okay! Let's do it! Alice: Really? Dad: Sure! Your friends will think this is a clown car and you're queen of the clowns! There's Blisshaven! here we go! Alice: No! Stop! It wouldn't be that funny. Alice: Just so we're clear-nobody here thinks I'm Queen of the clowns. Right? Dill: uh oh. It's one of those days.