Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 18, 2015
Alice: You all get to wear these elf hats at the winter concert? Petey: Yes. It's so undignified! Wait till you see Andre trying to make the hat fit on his head. Alice: Andre's in the Winter Concert? Petey: Uh-huh. He plays the violin. Alice: I forget. Which one is the violin? Petey: The one you stick under your chin. Wait till you see Andre trying to make the violin fit under his chin.