Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 13, 2015
Alice: Mom, can I try your fancy shampoos? Mom: Okay, but don't use too much. Alice: What's this one? Mom: Mango Fusion Volumoliant et Extressulent. Alice: How about this? Mom: Hirsute de Montmartre Orange Fructescant. Alice: What's this one? Mom: Papaya-Guava Foliculizer et Silken- ALICE! NOT SO MUCH! Comic: " What's that horrible thing?" yelled the scientist. "Is it another Toad Zombie?" Alice: Ooh La La! Alice: Ooh La La! Petey: "No, yelled the other scientist, "It's a mutant semi sentient form of fruit mold!" It was horrible, they agreed. Alice: Ooh la la!