Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 05, 2015
Alice: Petey, read me this one with the squirrel! Petey: It's a dog. The dog says- Alice: Does he know about this cat? Who's this ugly baby? Why isn't this guy sharing his sandwich? Alice: Look! Alligators! They're hungry for dogs and cats and ugly babies! They're loose! Petey: No, those are- Alice: ARH ARH ARH! The alligators are eating everybody! Even the guy's sandwich! Petey: Quit it! Alice: Eeyoo. I've got ink on my hands! Petey: You got jelly all over my comics! Alice: If comic were drawn with laundry markers, this wouldn't happen. Petey: Now I've got to read them online.