Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 10, 2015
Alice: So if you don't give Viola that stuffed gila monster, can I have it? Petey: No. Alice: But all i got for Christmas was a big, ugly fountain that looks like it escaped from Grandma's yard. Petey: You got other stuff. And you asked for that fountain. Alice: I didn't know what I was talking about. I must've been out of my mind! Petey: Oh, good. So now you're sane?