Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 14, 2014
Alice: How come I've never heard Timmy Fretwork play his banjo? Alice: Maybe his banjo playing is so unearthly and so sweetly euphonic that all subsequent sounds strike you as dull and uninspiring? And he's trying to spare us that. Kevin: Maybe he's a big fake who uses the banjo to pick up chicks. Alice: Aah! Beni: Watch out, chicks! You can't tie down a Banjo Man!