Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 24, 2014
Alice: Dill! How'd you get so wet? Dill: My brother's have invented the ultimate water pistol! Dill: All it took was a garden hose, some buckets, a sprinkler, a fire hydrant, a water main, a reservoir, an aquifer of sufficient size, Dill: Oh, and a couple of those bendy plastic soda straws. Those are vital. Alice: I'm so glad my brother has no mechanical ability whatsoever.