Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 29, 2014
Alice: Petey, what's this shoebox diorama? Petey: The Coming Martian Invasion. Alice: Are the pieces of pasta Martians? Petey: Yes. It's one of my more controversial dioramas. I hesitate to show it publicly. Beni: Dill, don't eat the Martian. Dill: Ptoo- Petey: Also the Hidden Empire of the Molmen, The Sasquatch Peril and The Lurking Threat to America's Children Posed by Mixed Vegetables. This dioramas shall never see the light of day.