Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 22, 2013
Mom: Alice, you're not wearing the bat ears I made in the tub, are you? Alice: No. Mom: I hope not, 'cause they'd be ruined if they got wet. Alice: Uh-oh. Mom: Well. Instead of a bat, you can go as a basset hound for Halloween. Alice: How did this happen.