Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 20, 2013
Ernesto: Hello, Peter. We keep bumping into each other at these mad little soirees. Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto. Ernesto: I've never been to this region of the lunchroom. It's quite remote. Petey: I used to think you were imaginary. Ha-ha! Ernesto: How many lunches are you eating today? Petey: Just one. This bag is for the bologna sandwich, this one is for the yogurt, this one- Ernesto: Interesting. CHOMP CHEW CHEW CHOMP Petey: It's so the food doesn't touch each other... Ernesto: Well, I'm off to give a brief lecture- demonstration on mummification in ancient Egypt. Petey: Wow! Good luck with that Ernest- Petey: O. Mom: Petey, there are NO hallucinogens in bologna! Petey: How about yogurt?