Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 14, 2013
Ernesto: PETEY OTTERLOOP! Petey: Ernesto? Ernesto: OH, THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL! NOT ONLY HAVE I BEEN EXPELLED FROM THE JUNIOR CROSS GUARDS- Ernest:BUT NOW THERE'S A RESTRAINING ORDER THAT BARS ME FROM COMING WITHIN 20 FET OF HOMEWARD BOUND STUDENTS! Petey: Gee! Well, I have to go- Ernesto-OH, HOW THEY WIL RUE THIS DAY! Petey: He is imaginary. I'm sure of it.