Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 21, 2013
Mom: Let's see how fast we can get through the grocery store. Alice: Can i ride in the cart shaped like a train? Mom: Jeez, It's like a pushing truck! Alice: Can we go to the deli counter to see if they have that cheese that smells like feet? Alice: I'm singing my cheese song. Let's go smell the cheese. Petey: If i step on a green square, I'll plunge to my doom. Mom: Alice, sit down! Petey: Doom, doom, doom awaits us far below! Mom: Petey! Not so loud. Alice: Smell the cheese, it smells like feet. Stinky, stinky feet! Mom: Alice! Sit down! Petey: Doom doom doom. Lobster: Pinch me to see if I'm dreaming. Lobster: I Keep trying to.