Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 24, 2012
Alice: Welcome to my house, Guinea Pig. Mr. Danders: Ah, very nice! Alice: This is my mom! Mr. Danders: The woman at the last house would not stop sneezing. Mr Danders: And she vacuumed so relentlessly that I'm sure I suffered oxygen depletion. Alice: You'll love it here! We never vacuum.