Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 22, 2012
Dad: You lost who in your room? Alice: Mys. Harrison Horse... I can't sleep without her. Or Polyfill. Or... Dad: Is this your Halloween candy from months ago? Alice: Where did you find it? OH - no - this is from 2 years ago... Dad: Well, it was right next to - hey - is that your mother's shoe under your bed next to your pillow? Found it! In you pillow case! Alice: No wonder it was lumpy.