Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 11, 2011
Marcus: Which one is the haunted cubby? Alice: The empty one. They found a hat in it with someone's head still inside. Dill: That's not what I heard! I heard they found a hat without a head! Girl: A headless hat? EEE-yooooo! Kevin: I heard it was a mitten! Beni: And one time a scarf reached out of the haunted cubby and grabbed a kid and pulled him inside! Marcus: Yeep! Alice: And sometimes you can hear a voice moaning, "who put yoghurt in my lunch? I hate that stuff!" Marcus: I'm sorry I asked. Alice: Also - the pencil sharpener has been driven mad by all of the crayons that've been stuck in it and it'll bite your giner off!