Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 26, 2011
Mom: I'd like a scoop of ChocoMochaLoco in a sugar cone, please. Alice: I want the blue flavor. Petey: I'll have the beige flavor in a cup. Mom: Here you go, Alice. Alice: Boy oh boy! Petey: Be careful eating that thing. Alice: I am. Petey: You have to rotate it constantly. Alice: Okay. Petey: Hot, humid air makes it highly unstable. Alice: Okay. Petey: The whole mass could shift suddenly. Alice: OKAY. Petey: And you don't want that to happen. Alice: UGHK - Petey: Ancient Picts painted themselves blue to show fierceness in battle. Alice: PETEY MADE ME NERVOUS ABOUT MY ICE CREAM. Mom: Alice, we'll have to hose you off in the driveway like last time.