Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 21, 2010
Petey: HA! I'm in your room! Alice: Huh? Petey: You always barge into my room and prattle, but this time - Alice: Here! You can be Bubsey Clownpants! I'll be your wife, Dolly Dumptruck! Petey: But - Alice: BUBSEY, let's take the children out for ice cream! Watch out for volcanos! They're everywhere! Petey: But - Alice: This volcano is full of bubble bath! Boom boom boom! Stop throwing sofa cushions, you children, or I'll have you arrested! The children fell into their ice cream! Let's take a bath in the volcano! KABOOM! Petey: Gah! ... I don't know how to prattle. Mom: Hang around Alice. She'll give you pointers.