Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 31, 2009
Billy says, "scientists are now developing materials that can actually bend light, rendering them invisible." Martin says, "And then there are those of us that can already be invisible." billy says, "huh?" Martin says, "It was easy. See, I found a log that was about my width, then I hollowed it out and carved the bark off. Then, I stained it and replaced a fence post near where you and cow hangout. And presto, I'm invisible." Billy says, "that doesn't sound easy." Martin says, "Took three years, start to finish." Cow says, "I saw you right away."